Happy Birthday to Me

Hot dog, I'm 23. I think I'll celebrate by jumping on the "30 Things About Me" bandwagon (thanks Missy)!

1. When in the car alone, I yell gibberish.

2. Every personality test I've ever taken has told me to become a psychologist.

3. My favorite show on TV is The Office

4. My favorite anti-show is The Soup

5. When I get a song stuck in my head, the only way to get rid of it is to play it nonstop until I get sick of it.

6. If I'm laughing while in conversation with someone, 10% of time that laughter is sincere.

7. I get diarrhea once a month, and then I swear off fast food. Then I eat fast food again, and the cycle continues.

8. I've never had a girlfriend for more than two weeks.

9. I've never been in debt (coincidence?).

10. Twice in middle school, I was rejected by girls I didn't even ask out.

11. In Springfield, I was rejected by at least one girl from almost every surrounding college.

12. I don't really fear rejection anymore.

13. The concept of cuss words is HILARIOUS to me.

14. I feel uncomfortable around senior citizens, but I'm working on my ageism.

15. My favorite speaker is Mark Driscoll because he's not afraid of anyone.

16. I cried the first time I saw Mufasa die in the Lion King. (If you didn't feel for Simba, you're a heartless brute)

17. I love breakfast, but I'm having an affair with sleep.

18. I am at my best at the end of the day.

19. I've been whitewater rafting 8 times...once guided by a mustached lady.

20. I left college with the knowledge that I really know nothing...and a heap of useless dorm room junk.

21. The most influential book in my life would have to be The Final Quest by Rick Joyner. I read it ten years ago, and to this day I still think about it from time to time.

22. My favorite gospel is John's.

23. My biggest pet peeve is fakeness motivated by self-righteousness.

24. I sometimes struggle with not feeling forgiven after I've confessed a wrongdoing.

25. I love sushi.

26. I miss my first car...a white Chevy Blazer ('89) that was too beautiful for this world.

27. I once slept 17 hours because I was just that comfortable.

28. I believe that if Jesus were walking around in the flesh today, most of the people you think would love him wouldn't even recognize him, and most of the people you would expect to hate him would be his best friends.

29. If you want to impress me, brag about your weaknesses.

30. At any given moment, I am carrying a small plastic sample of "miracle water" in my wallet that I received free from a televangelist, just in case I need a miracle. So far... I've been good.